Canzaner

notyoudonut:

my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and

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meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

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foodtrucker:

I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen

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cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

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Well excu^{uUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}U_{UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}u se me

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nglkendall:

Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.

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thisisradioactive:

In other news the Italians made a 51 ton pizza

(Source: foodbeast.com, via baka-kenshi)

do you ever think about how annoying and boring you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you

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wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

(Source: stopdropandmosh, via awkward-syndr0me)